OMG guys new Walking Dead episode aired yesterday and it was actually pretty good. Here’s what happened (if you watched it, read it anyway, because frankly my version is better).
Herschel gets all down on himself for not realizing zombies are actually zombies and disappears. That nobody-character in the house goes into a state of catatonic shock or something and everyone’s like “is there a doctor in the hou… SHIT!” Rick sees a flask on the dresser and says rather randomly “oh looks like he used to be a drunk and found his old friend Mr. Booze, let’s haul ass to the local pub because that’s definitely where he is.” Wait what? I just don’t even… whatever.
Rick and the Asian kid (no I won’t use his name because he doesn’t have any personality whatsoever) get to the pub and (surprise!) Herschel is getting hosed at the far end of the bar. They have some heart to heart about being strong and standing up for their families even though they themselves might not believe there’s any hope. Deep stuff. You know... man talk.
Then some random dudes show up and are all threatening and weird, and Rick is like “nah dude, no room at the farm, go make a home in Nebraska.” The dudes reach for their guns but Rick is the fastest-draw in the… well... probably the whole fucking world now and pwns them.
Oh yeah and at some point Lori decides she needs to go into town after Rick to get them to hurry up or something… because that’s safe. Needless to say, a walker is shambling around the road and she doesn’t see it while she’s looking at a map. She nails it Carmageddon style, screams and spazzes out, and manages to careen the car off road and make it start doing flips and shit. She’s probably dead or unconscious in the middle of nowhere. So there’s that.
Alright, I imagine you have lots of questions. Here’s an FAQ of sorts that should address the most commonplace ones.
Q: What’s Daryl up to?
A: Oh nothing much, he’s just sharpening some sort of tiny plastic spear way off on the ass-end of the farm. He also raves like a lunatic and is a complete dick to Lori when she asks him for help. Seems he didn’t take that whole Sophia being a zombie-child thing too well.
| Q: Was there another scene where Dale is all wide-eyed and serious and “I know what kinda man you are” to Shane? A: Oh my god you noticed too? WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THOSE?! Yes we get it. Dale is frightened of Shane and is all like “You’re a |  | |
| monster.” And Shane is all like “I’M WAY MORE | ||
| OF A MAN THAN YOU EVER WILL BE DALE WHAT DO YOU DO AROUND HERE ANYWAYS IF I NEED A RADIATOR HOSE I’LL LET YOU KNOW BRO!” More ‘roids dude… take them… Oh yeah and to answer the question, yes of course, there is another scene like it. Enjoy! Q: What was Herschel drinking? |  |
A: Why the hell would I remember that?
Q: Was it whiskey?
A: Probably. Yeah now that you mention it I think it was. Next!
Q: Was it a Tennessee sour mash?
A: -_- I hate you. Bye now, goodbye!
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